Book a weekend alone, plan outings.
Pack your bags, kiss the kids.
Say goodbye. Wave. Peel rubber, baby!
Make your way to your destination.
Toast your good fortune, your escape.
Beach, restaurants, big plans: movies, dancing.
Reality? These two "fun" people's plans?
Fizzled out with the evening's twilight.
The culprits? Not the usual suspects.
No little boys and their antics...
Too much sun, too many cocktails,
Super early bird dinners sans children,
Make for sleeping parents at 9:00 p.m.